Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.

Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?

There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.