Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Does art imitate life, or does life imitate TV?
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.