I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, [and] receives new truth as an angel from Heaven.

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

I've never been satisfied or even pleased with a film that I've done. I make them, I'm finished, I've never looked at one after. I don't like them because there's a big gap between what you conceive in your mind when you're writing and you don't have to meet the test of reality. You're home, you write and it's funny and beautiful and romantic and dramatic, and then you have to show up on a cold morning, and you don't have enough of this and this goes wrong and you make the wrong choice on something and you screwed up and you can't go back.

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.