I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?

Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.

Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.