I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.

By now they had mastered my own language, but they still made simple mistakes, like using 'hermeneutics,' when they meant 'heuristic'.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.