Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!

I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.

Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.