I'm twelve years old. I run into a synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

I myself don't like to speak to the actors at all. I like to hire great people and let them do their thing. I don't like to speak to them. I don't like to have lunch with them. I don't like to socialize with them. I don't like to hear their ideas.

The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.