Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.

And Nietzche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're going to live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.