Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

There's no point in looking back, because there's nothing you can really do to improve the film. You can only aggravate and wish you had done stuff better.

In order to be successful, all you've got to do is show up 80 percent of the time.