Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them.

I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

Take the money and run.

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.