I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s, not so much the '50s...but then the foreign films took over and it was a great age of cinema as American directors were influenced by them and that fueled the '50s and '60s and '70s.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.

All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.