How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and dramatic artists. And I'm presented with costumes and great music to choose from and sets. I travel a certain amount of places, so I've been living in a bubble. And I like it.

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.

I always felt that the problems of the world would never ever be solved until people came to terms with the deeper issues [spiritual] - that there would be an aimless reshuffling of world leaders and governments and programs.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.

I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.