All i have in my life is my imagination

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.