Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they do like them despite the fact that they're vitriolic, particularly if they're for the right thing. If you can see that the person is a decent person and is for the right thing, and is not just a nasty person with base motives, but someone who is a decent human but expresses himself.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

Those who can't do, teach!

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.