I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one
The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.