It seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films that deal with issues. It might be better to just make escapist comedies that don't touch on any issues. The people just get a cool lemonade, and then they go out refreshed, they enjoy themselves, they forget how awful things are and it helps them - it strengthens them to get through the day.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.