I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts.

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.