Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.

Visually I've always liked the 20s 30s for film. I do these because I like the music. I like the clothes. I like the way the women and the guys look. There are soldiers and sailors and gangsters with the machine guns in their violin cases. It's a very colorful era of New York, full of great theater and great nightclubs and great jazz.