Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.

In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.