Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

With me; it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.