You make a film and always hope you're going make "Citizen Kane" or "The Bicycle Thief." You make the film, and for one reason or another, one clicks and one doesn't, but it's out of your control completely.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.