Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.

Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.

I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.