Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything.

When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.

I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some areas, I made a fool of myself. In some areas, I think I can still do some funny things.

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.