More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

When I first started, there were writers that I looked up to that I felt very influenced by and very respectful toward their work and their opinion of my work.

Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?