My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
If you aren't failing every now and then, you're probably playing it too safe.
I want to return to the womb, anyone's.
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.