At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.