If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.

Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It's an oasis that is very pleasant.

When you work from city to city or country to country, you work the same way; the working method is the same.

To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.

My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.