My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

There's no point in looking back, because there's nothing you can really do to improve the film. You can only aggravate and wish you had done stuff better.

I always feel the cynicism is reality with maybe an alternate spelling or something because I feel that I have real perspective on this particular issue of punishment in society.

God is either cruel or incompetent.

What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.