My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.

Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

You can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.