Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

You use sex to express every emotion except love.

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.

My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?

My relationship with American audiences is the exact same as it always has been. They never came to see my films, and they don't come now.

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.