Humorists always sit at the children's table.

Death is an acquired trait.

"Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and dramatic artists. And I'm presented with costumes and great music to choose from and sets. I travel a certain amount of places, so I've been living in a bubble. And I like it.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.