Humorists always sit at the children's table.

Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.