Humorists always sit at the children's table.

When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him?

We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!

Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

Culturally speaking, I was raised in a Jewish household. In addition to the religious side of it, I was taught respect for books and learning and the higher professions like medicine and law and teaching.

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!

I never considered myself an artist. I aspire to be an artist, but I never thought I had the depth or substance or gift to be an artist. I do think I have some talent, but it doesn't go as far as being an artist.