Humorists always sit at the children's table.

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

There's something about my films; they're informed by my sensibility. I have the same preoccupations, the same interests... there's just something in the nuance, and so you always know it's a film of mine whether I sign my name to it or not.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.