My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.