Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.
I don't know enough to be incompetent.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?