My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
Woody AllenYou know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
Woody AllenThe government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
Woody Allen