Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
The artist can't give you an answer that's satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do is maybe entertain people and refresh them for an hour-and-a-half.
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.