If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.

It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.

I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.

Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.