Humorists always sit at the children's table.
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
I am two with nature.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.