Jazz is a big thing with me. It's a very big passion of mine, to play it. I'm an amateur musician and I love everything about it. I was obsessed with jazz when I was 15 years old and I know a lot about it because I've loved it so much.

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

Subjectivity is objective.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.