There is an advantage in having a routine and working with the same people when you can and in writing as a regular thing and filming as a regular thing. That routine pays off for you. You get a lot of productivity that way, rather than sitting around waiting for inspiration and waiting for the perfect thing to happen. I would be much less productive that way.

When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.

I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.