My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign

I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don't think they know what they're doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn't win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I'll work by myself for years and then I'll think it'll be fun to et one of my friends like Marshall Brickman or Doug McGrath into a room and not be alone for the writing of the thing; to have the pleasure of taking walks and get lunch together; its sort of a fun process and then I do it and then I get back on my own for a while until I feel the need to do it again.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.