My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

I'm a terrible musician. While the band members are great, I'm tolerated and affectionately regarded because I do movies, but if I had to make my living as a musician I would starve. I'm like a Sunday tennis player.

Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.