My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

Paris is a very exciting city. I learned about Paris the same way that Americans do: from the movies.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

I'll work by myself for years and then I'll think it'll be fun to et one of my friends like Marshall Brickman or Doug McGrath into a room and not be alone for the writing of the thing; to have the pleasure of taking walks and get lunch together; its sort of a fun process and then I do it and then I get back on my own for a while until I feel the need to do it again.

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.