Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.