[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.