If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.

I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.

The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.