To me, movies are valuable as an art form and as a wonderful means of popular entertainment. But I think movies have gone terribly wrong.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.

If you aren't failing every now and then, you're probably playing it too safe.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.