The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
90% of success in life is showing up
Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.