I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.
. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.
There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.