I have a hyper-active imagination, my mind tends to jump around a little, and I have some trouble between fantasy and reality.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

I've inherited the worst of each parent. I have my father's hypochondria and lack of concentration. I have his amorality. I have everything bad that he had. Then I have my mother's surly, pill-like, complaining, whining attitude.

In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.