The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.

I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public quite brilliantly.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.