The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

My brain? It's my second favorite organ!

The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.