Your audience teaches you how to be funny.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

It's important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don't, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn't work either.

I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and it's fun to write that. It gives them something to write.

Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.

Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.