Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

Ninety percent of life is just showing up.

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.

If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.