I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

I think Bergman's films have eternal relevance, because they deal with the difficulty of personal relationships and lack of communication between people and religious aspirations and mortality, existential themes that will be relevant a thousand years from now. When many of the things that are successful and trendy today will have been long relegated to musty-looking antiques, his stuff will still be great.