When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.

Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso.

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

For some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good.

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.