See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.

Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

The only thing that does change, to some degree, is [that] you have some life experiences, you suffer a certain amount and you incorporate that into your work. Not in the content of your work, but in the sensibility of your work. It's nothing that you try and do; it just happens. And if you're lucky, people buy tickets to see it, and if you're not lucky, [then] they don't like it. But that's all.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.