See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

This stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.

When you work from city to city or country to country, you work the same way; the working method is the same.

There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.