I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Woody AllenBy now they had mastered my own language, but they still made simple mistakes, like using 'hermeneutics,' when they meant 'heuristic'.
Woody AllenThe prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
Woody AllenThe man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net and for a split second it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck it goes forward and you win. Or maybe it doesn't and you lose.
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