Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.
Take the money and run.
Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.
Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.