All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.
Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.