Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?
Woody AllenThere are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
Woody AllenI'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
Woody AllenIt is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
Woody AllenAll over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.
Woody AllenThe only thing that does change, to some degree, is [that] you have some life experiences, you suffer a certain amount and you incorporate that into your work. Not in the content of your work, but in the sensibility of your work. It's nothing that you try and do; it just happens. And if you're lucky, people buy tickets to see it, and if you're not lucky, [then] they don't like it. But that's all.
Woody Allen