The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
Woody AllenThe curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.
Woody AllenI want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
Woody AllenI was raised in a religious home. It was unreasonable enforced religion that turned me off it. It was a joyless, unpleasant, stupid, barbaric thing when I was a child and I've never gotten over that feeling. If you're talking about religion it's one thing; I don't hold Jewish religion with any more seriousness than I would any other.
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