The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.

Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.