I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

Life is for the living.