I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

There are drawbacks in being famous too, but you can live with those. They're not life-threatening. If the paparazzi are outside your restaurant or your house - and actors make such a big thing of it and scurry into cars and drape things - you think they're going to be crucified or something. It's not a big deal. You can get used to that. It's not so terrible.

I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.