My experience creatively is different than my experience in life, for, as my father would say, the simple reason that you can't get hurt when everything goes wrong creatively.
Woody AllenReality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
Woody AllenIn short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
Woody AllenThe true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.
Woody Allen