Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

I foresee death by culture shock.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.

But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!